Movie Previews

When was the last movie trailer you saw that wasn’t seven minutes long? That didn’t start out with a less-than-brief synopsis of the beginning of the film, building up in tempo with music and intensity of the scenes? That didn’t have a strong and deep man’s narration? That didn’t climax with a crescendo of clips less than a second long showing fire, crashing cars, dragons, or people kissing? And in some cases, all of the above?
As a joke, The Simpsons movie has a preview like this, as does Aqua Teen. But it’s getting ridiculous.

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