If Janet Jackson can lose 60 pounds in 4 months why can't I lose 20 in one? I guess the first answer would be that I don't have four or six hours of free time per day, plus the money it would cost to pay a personal trainer come out and whip me into shape.
Of course, Perez Hilton thinks she did it with drugs, pills, and barfing.
I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to carry around an extra 60 pounds of weight. I think I'm lucky I only have 10 or 20.
According to other gossip columns Gwen Stefani had a boy, Britney kicked K-Fed out of the house, and Brandon Davis apologized for calling Lindsay Lohan a “firecrotch.” I don't even know what that means.
I am so addicted to celebrity gossip right now it's not even funny. What is wrong with me?