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Update on the things that are better in this neighborhood: much more attractive lesbians.

There was a party last night and I saw a few groups of them dolled up (real, live lipstick lesbians!) walking to the party.

Before you ask, I know they're lesbians because several of them come in to the coffeehouse often. One of them is very sporty and is always in gym shorts and basketball jerseys. Last night she was wearing a saucy black top, tight, expensive-looking jeans, and makeup. She looked really hot.

I wish I'd been invited.

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