They must assume all the kids going to school there have no social life, no job, no family, no kids, no rent . . . Why else would I get stuck in a class geared toward a bunch of eighteen year-olds? Why else would I have to wear a nametag in college and list off things about the person who has the matching nametag?
Who the hell cares?
I know I’m being a grump, but my primary goal is not to be everyone’s bestest friend. It is to go to class, learn something, take tests, and go home.
Plus, I already got a parking ticket.