You know you’re a nerd when you go to a Star Trek convention (but wait – there’s more), and a guy hits on you by complimenting the points of your ears, saying you’d make a really hot Vulcan.
And, yes, I did go to a Star Trek convention where I was buttered up with the aforementioned line and a few sci-fi ones in high school. I found the science fiction conventions a bit more culturally diverse.
